Local Big Mouth Musicians with No Talent

[floyds machine]

I want this to be a clean thread with no bashing what so ever.
SCREW THAT. Say what you want but do not, I repeat, do not
slam any children or animals.

Who should we start with? We'll probably all start with
the same dude so here we go.

Keith (Cheezie Smurphy) The attitude master.
Couldn't play a blues riff to save his soul but
can he shovel the bullshit.

next?

[floyds machine]

8-)Come on now, don't be shy.

[Finger_Bang]

This is easy.

Dr. Phil
can swear and threaten people like a pro but has no concept
of tempo. Speeds up and down with his heart rate I guess

His drumming is mediocre at best but his ability as a puke
are second to none.

[Finger_Bang]

Freq, you have a big mouth but you're very talented |O|

["The Freq"]

Apr 14, 2009 10:39:58 GMT -5 Finger_Bang said:

Freq, you have a big mouth but you're very talented |O|

Thanks babe. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. ;D

["The Freq"]

Well, this thread might seem harsh to some, it really isn't because if you knew these people that are mentioned, you'd understand why there is no love. Also, this is the talk amongst musicians in town half the time anyways. It's never a productive talk half the time with local musicians so no one should really feel offended. I've been slammed hundreds of times by these idiots so what's the big deal, right? ;D Of course, now it will be a big deal for some reason. Smurphs can attest to that. They absorb this stuff like it was gospel.

Hmmm.. my picks... to start that is |O|

Alex from Obsession would be one that comes to mind.
He just couldn't play for the enjoyment. He had to let
his ego brainwash him. He just can't play guitar
but thinks he's the shit. Wants to be a Smurph I think. |O|
He can be a nice guy but never trust him. His gears are
always turning.


Ed E. Country drummer. Compulsive liar and dickhead.
He actually improved as a drummer, kinda, but originally
he had the worst meter I've ever witnessed. Yes, worse
than Doc Phil.
This guy lied so much that one time a bunch of us went
to see his band play and he was telling a few of us a story
on a break on how he could predict the future and that a hospital
in the U.S. was doing studies on him to figure out how
he achieved such wonderful brain power for seeing the future. What the idiot didn't know, yet the entire table of people and his band knew was that he was getting fired that night after the gig and I was taking his place |O|
Yeah, mind reader supreme. NOT! I never liked this idiot, drumwise
or personality wise. If you like him... poor you.

[quartermass]

:oYou folks are funny.

I don't know some of the musicians you mentioned but
by sheer luck I do have a pick of my own.

KT Antler. I just can't stand her voice and
when you talk to her, she radiates ego.
Her voice is dull to my ears and I
really don't understand the hype.
This young and it's already
gone to her head. Such a shame. How does that happen?
There are far better singers in this city with
less ego. KT reminds me of Catherine Taddo
in a lot of ways. Snotty is the perfect description
for Catherine.

[floyds machine]

Catherine a snot? She can't be. She's too good looking.
Oh wait, that's normal isn't it? |O|


Freq Ed and your old country singer are made for each other.