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Post by "The Freq" on Nov 24, 2009 13:20:00 GMT -5
Just for you Floyd. |O|
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Post by floyds machine on Nov 24, 2009 13:40:29 GMT -5
f**k You Freq!!! |O| If you play their piece of shit song Long Gone one more time when I visit, I'll stab your f**kin' accordion. |O|
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Post by Finger_Bang on Nov 24, 2009 17:40:47 GMT -5
Nooooooooo Not Freq's accordion!!!! ;D
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Post by "The Freq" on Nov 25, 2009 23:23:50 GMT -5
I love that song Floyd. The only thing that sounds better is farting in a tub full of water. ;D I must say the cheesie down picking guitar line is typical Keith. He can't play any other way. This is why you practice kids so you don't become .....limited and Floyd.... don't sass my accordion |O|
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Post by "The Freq" on Nov 26, 2009 18:07:21 GMT -5
Ok, this is absolutely hilarious. With out a word of a lie, they "the superior righteous kings of local rock" took down their crappy song off their site. Even the great Smurfs are embarrassed of the music they create. |O| I just mentioned to my band last night that a while back, they had like 5 songs on their myspace site. Well, we on this forum heard them and of course thought they stunk and they ripped them down after reading my forum. We know they read my forum loyally. Now, we make comments about the last song "Long Gone" that remained on the site and POOF, today it's ...........>LONG GONE!!!!!. hahaha! I'm dyin' here. TOO FUNNY. I love it!!!!
You can still hear that song on the Facebook page they've got going. They have a picture of themselves with a 40 second tid bit of the song. Don't laugh too hard.
Keep reading smurfs ;-)
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Post by Finger_Bang on Nov 26, 2009 18:51:35 GMT -5
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Post by "The Freq" on Nov 26, 2009 22:14:01 GMT -5
Holy bad song writing Batman. Speaking of being unoriginal, Guess what kids? Cheesie Smurfy has written a song about me and get this, uses references to our little goings on here. Song is called "21st Century Loser". I am soooooooooooooo touched. They even use quotes from some of our posts. 2 words come to mind... ROYALTY CHEQUE!!!!! If they don't take the song down in a blink, you can listen to it on their myspace site. Sorry, I can't post the address as that would be a sin. haha It's really sad that their anger for me was thrown into such a cheesie song. Can they ever write anything "HEAVY" without the Bon Jovi muck rolled in. The anger in this song is so damn laughable. It's like being punched by a hand puppet. Also, the song "LOng Gone" is now "back up" |O| If you're hearing and stomachs can take it, by all means, listen to it. It'll clean you out like ex- lax. So the Freq has pushed the buttons of the great wedding band kings. I only speak the truth. ;-) Smurfies can't handle the truth. I will post the lyrics to their song soon just so everyone can enjoy this l'il number. :-) It's a toe tapper. So if they play it at the Battle, do I take a bow or do they? |O| Here's a little song writing hint for the Smurfs. If you want to write and angry song, especially using all my ideas from my site like you did, please, tune your guitars down from A440 and please, try and learn some really cool chords besides "bar chords" and bad down picking. Do you ever practice? You may win the Battle of the Bands, but you'll always stink. ;-)
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Post by Finger_Bang on Nov 26, 2009 22:43:06 GMT -5
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Post by floyds machine on Nov 27, 2009 8:42:57 GMT -5
Where's my vomit bag? For f@$K sakes that's a pile of crap. Did they read the copyright on your site Freq? I guess they also didn't read the posted warnings. Guess not. Is it law suit time? |O| It seems ripping of your topics from your forum to make a song would warrant copyright infringement wouldn't it? The warnings are quite clear on your site |O| They should be arrested for writing bad shitty songs. What the f**k did they listen to as kids, Barry Manilow? I shouldn't say that. Even Barry could sing on key and write original lyrics |O|
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Post by "The Freq" on Nov 27, 2009 10:06:19 GMT -5
It was tough to nail down the lyrics through all the mumbling vocals but I do think I have the lyrics transcribed for that new hit song blessing the Facebook airwaves called "21st Century Loser" by "the Karaoke Express".
If I'm incorrect on some words, let me know. I gave it my best shot.
"21st Century Loser" lyrics
Oh baby baby, we're such baby baby babies. We can't do anything in music, without a backing tape oh baby baby baby, where's our freq'in pablum We need to be spoon fed, so we sound like everyone else
Please baby baby baby, don't hurt us with naughty words We will cry and pee our pants, if you cut us down to size Please baby baby baby, don't mock our lack of talent we just want to praise our balls and think we rule the "PLANET" (Freq's Music Planet that is) |O|
Chorus Oh Freq, you are the bestess when you crush our big fat egos Oh Freq, we love you truly when you get our panties in a bunch Oh Freq, you're our hero please show us how to write Oh Freqy baby your forum is our life (HA!)
Verse Oh baby baby baby, we fake, vocals, talent and orgasms Kripes what's that noise?, Oh it's us playing 2 chords Oh baby baby baby, We love writing cheese Had we known we couldn't play, we would have stuck to karaoke
Bridge la la la la la la Kraft Dinner la la la la la la Freq's a winner la la la la la la We stroke our egos la la la la la la We poop our pants la la la la la la We love Freqies rants
Insert our off key farty guitar lead here.
Outro
Oh Freqy Freqy Freqy, you pegged us all along oh baby baby baby We had to steal to write a song Oh blah blah blah, theirs a hair ball in my throat Oh Cheezie Cheezie Smurfy, we're such a local joke.
DRUM SOLO!!!!! hahaha
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Post by Finger_Bang on Nov 27, 2009 10:22:30 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by floyds machine on Nov 27, 2009 21:08:05 GMT -5
You're amazing Freq. I can't believe how fast you turn shit around and give it back to them |O| Your lyrics are a riot and it cancels out that pathetic song they wrote. Oh I hope they play that song at the battle. I'll be singing your lyrics |O| Word spread really quick about that song and your fire back. Once again, Gsis Murphy is the laughing stock of the Sault music scene. You rule Freq.
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Post by quartermass on Nov 28, 2009 6:46:39 GMT -5
It's amazing what happens in a week when you go away for holidays and then come back and read this forum |O|
Let me start by saying the song this Gsis Murphy wrote about you sounds like it came from the television show Saved By the Bell. |O| I felt like I was spinning into a time warp. Did anyone get the feeling I did that it sounded like a bad Rick Springfield song?
Judging by the lyrics, they seem a little lost on who you are. |O|
I couldn't help but giggle at the way they sing the word ass. ;D Your lyrics are much funnier Freq. Perhaps you should return the favour and write one about them?
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Post by Sgt. Bilko on Nov 28, 2009 13:27:03 GMT -5
I don't know what song is worse, Long Gone or the one about you. I know the other ones that were on their site a while back were really bad. Does anyone understand how a band like this cannot evolve with the musical times? If you are a person that likes this crap, I'd hate to see your music collection. It's like Quartermass said, it's like going back in time, and not a good time |O|. Imagine if they opened for Kiss playing those songs? Kiss would wet themselves laughing.
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Post by "The Freq" on Nov 28, 2009 17:22:31 GMT -5
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